Around this time of year we have a family tradition.
My dad passes around these little cards to anyone who might happen to be spending the holiday with us. These cards are usually small, unique and special. Cards you don’t just find anywhere. He finds these cards over the year and hoards them in his secret stash for this very occasion. You see, the cards HAVE to be special because it is not just any Hallmark greeting that is going to be written on these cards. On these cards we will write our deepest hearts’ desires for the following year. On these cards, we will write our Big. Ass. Dreams.
(And yes, that’s what we call them)
These are not the dreams that you have which are fleeting, or the dreams that you have while riding the bus. These are not the dreams that you have in your sleep or New Year’s Resolutions that you know you will not follow. These dreams are the ones that tug on your heartstrings daily, the constant whispers that we are most likely to ignore.
If you’ve ever walked the Mall in Washington D.C., it’s like starting at one end with the Lincoln Memorial, and then to the middle with the Washington Monument, and then finally, at the end of the road, badabingbadaboom: The White House. This is not a political campaign, nor am I suggesting we perpetuate the American Dream by saying that we can all be president if we set our minds to it. What I’m getting at here is scale. We’re not talking peanuts.
We’re talking Big. Ass. Dreams.
The Rules of the B.A.D are as follows:
1. On your card you may write one to three of your most daring hearts’ desires. BUT, they have to be tangible and measurable by next years’ end. For example, “I will win the lottery and marry a millionaire” is probably not very tangible. However, “I will move to Seattle, get a job at Microsoft in hopes that Bill Gates will fall in love with me” is something a little more reasonable. If you DID move to Seattle and got a job at Microsoft, even if Bill Gates did not see you fit to photocopy his bum-cheeks, we’d still give you a golf-clap of approval because two outta three ain’t bad.
2. Your B.A.D. MUST remain top secret throughout the year. You cannot tell your lover, your priest, your therapist or your dog. Capice? TOP SECRET!!!
3. You must seal the envelope of your card with a kiss and positive thoughts. And then you deposit self-blessed envelope into a very magical pouch, which gets stashed and stored until next year.
Each year we read each other our previous years’ hopes and dreams. We applaud one another for success and we support one another through failure.
So as the dawn of a New Year fast approaches, I encourage you to pause for a moment. Find a little card or even a piece of paper. Listen to the whispers of your heartstrings and go for it. Write it down. Send it out there.
For I am wishing you the most humongous of hineys, the biggest of booties, the most colossal of cabooses, the maximus of gluteus, the daring-est of derrières; the awesome arse, fantastical fanny, serious seat-warmer, the all-I-wanna-do-is-a-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-and-a-zoom-zoom-Rump-Shaking, Bootylicious BIGGEST, BADDEST-ASSED DREAMS for 2013.
Happy New Year.